(Verse 1)
She's a beagle-springer-jack-russell mutt,
Short legs wobblin' but she don't give a rut.
Ears flappin' wild like helicopter blades,
Got a white-and-brown coat with some muddy upgrades.
Call her Tubby, but she answers to "SQUIRREL!"
One sniff of a critter and she's gone, girl! (Chorus)
I love my dog, yes I do,
She's my stinky, goofy, zoomin' crew!
I love my dog, tail waggin' high,
Even when she makes the whole neighborhood cry!
Tubby, Tubby, my funny little mutt,
I love my dog so much it hurts! (Verse 2)
She chases squirrels up every tree,
Then geese at the park — honk honk, "Catch me!"
Rabbits, skunks, whatever moves fast,
She'll roll in somethin' dead right after that.
Came home smellin' like a dumpster fire,
Skunk stripe special, lord have mercy on my nose!
But she looks at me with those big brown eyes,
And I melt... even when she stinks up the skies. (Chorus)
I love my dog, yes I do,
She's my chaos queen, through and through!
I love my dog, muddy paws and all,
She'd fetch a stick from a volcano, y'all!
Tubby, Tubby, my lovey little mutt,
I love my dog so much it hurts! (Verse 3)
Bath time's a war, full dramatic flair,
She turns into a slippery eel with despair.
Soap in her eyes, she's howlin' the blues,
One shake and the bathroom looks like a car wash news.
But when it's over she runs straight to Mummy,
Jumps on the couch like "Did you miss me, honey?"
Funny and sweet, she’ll cuddle up tight,
Then fart and act like it wasn’t her, right? (Bridge)
She loves her treats (especially cheese),
Loves runnin' on the beach, diggin' in the breeze.
Sand in her fur, waves in her face,
Chasin' seagulls at a breakneck pace!
She loves her Mummy most of all,
Even when she steals my socks off the wall. (Final Chorus - louder & sillier)
I love my dog, yes I do!
My beagle-springer-jack-russell-mutt crew!
I love my dog, through zoomies and stink,
She’s the best worst decision I ever did think!
Tubby, Tubby, my perfect little mutt...
I love my dog...
(And she loves me right back... even when she’s covered in muck!) Woof!
