"Canadian two-headed woman problems: One head wants to watch hockey, the other wants curling. Compromise? They just argue in perfect unison about whose turn it is to apologize to the refs. #EhArguments #TwinLife"Or a shorter punchier one:
two heads are better than one pic.twitter.com/xMiupGOsLd
— vjtvcanada (@vjaytvcanada) February 21, 2026